chore(lint): vendor anti-slop oxlint plugin and add batched cleanup pipeline

Vendor the anti-slop Oxlint plugin at tools/oxlint/anti-slop and register it
in oxlint.config.ts, with Oxlint's own rule categories disabled so ESLint
stays the general-purpose linter.

Add scripts/anti-slop.mjs (bun run deslop) mirroring the React Doctor batch
interface: next-batch, check-batch, active, release, top, file. Batch handoff
directories now double as file claims shared across clones via
~/.openchamber/maintenance-claims, so concurrent maintenance batches from
either pipeline never select the same file.

Harden both scheduled maintenance flows: stop on a dirty worktree, stop on
NO BATCH AVAILABLE, validate per package instead of workspace-wide, and pin
react-doctor to 0.9.12. The anti-slop task command documents concrete
good and bad fixes and forbids laundering types to satisfy a rule.

tools/oxlint/anti-slop/index.ts

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+import { eslintCompatPlugin } from "@oxlint/plugins";
+
+import { noChainedTypeAssertionsRule } from "./rules/no-chained-type-assertions.ts";
+import { noConditionalEmptyObjectSpreadRule } from "./rules/no-conditional-empty-object-spread.ts";
+import { noKnownValueWideningRule } from "./rules/no-known-value-widening.ts";
+import { noModuleMockingRule } from "./rules/no-module-mocking.ts";
+import { noObjectParametersRule } from "./rules/no-object-parameters.ts";
+import { noReflectApplyRule } from "./rules/no-reflect-apply.ts";
+import { noReflectGetRule } from "./rules/no-reflect-get.ts";
+import { noRuntimeTypeofRule } from "./rules/no-runtime-typeof.ts";
+import { noForbiddenTermInSymbolNamesRule } from "./rules/no-shape-in-symbol-names.ts";
+import { noUnknownParametersRule } from "./rules/no-unknown-parameters.ts";
+import { noUnknownReturnsRule } from "./rules/no-unknown-returns.ts";
+import { noUnknownTypeAliasesRule } from "./rules/no-unknown-type-aliases.ts";
+import { noUnsafeDictionaryTypeRule } from "./rules/no-unsafe-dictionary-type.ts";
+import { noWidenThenAssertRule } from "./rules/no-widen-then-assert.ts";
+import { requireSafetyCommentForTypeAssertionRule } from "./rules/require-safety-comment-for-type-assertion.ts";
+
+/** Generic Oxlint rules that reject low-evidence and low-signal implementation patterns. */
+const antiSlopPlugin = eslintCompatPlugin({
+	meta: { name: "anti-slop" },
+	rules: {
+		"no-chained-type-assertions": noChainedTypeAssertionsRule,
+		"no-conditional-empty-object-spread": noConditionalEmptyObjectSpreadRule,
+		"no-known-value-widening": noKnownValueWideningRule,
+		"no-module-mocking": noModuleMockingRule,
+		"no-object-parameters": noObjectParametersRule,
+		"no-reflect-apply": noReflectApplyRule,
+		"no-reflect-get": noReflectGetRule,
+		"no-runtime-typeof": noRuntimeTypeofRule,
+		"no-unsafe-dictionary-type": noUnsafeDictionaryTypeRule,
+		"no-shape-in-symbol-names": noForbiddenTermInSymbolNamesRule,
+		"no-unknown-parameters": noUnknownParametersRule,
+		"no-unknown-returns": noUnknownReturnsRule,
+		"no-unknown-type-aliases": noUnknownTypeAliasesRule,
+		"no-widen-then-assert": noWidenThenAssertRule,
+		"require-safety-comment-for-type-assertion": requireSafetyCommentForTypeAssertionRule,
+	},
+});
+
+export default antiSlopPlugin;